Thanks all, that makes four Fiat events in the 33 years I have lived here. First the Shwanns meat service truck takes out a spider because he didn't set the parking brake, then wild child decides to kill a light pole with the red X this past summer and now this.
Assuming both cars are actually totaled, the plan is to buy them back strip 'em and be done with the bodies. I didn't need this now, I'm just starting a spider resurrection. Tim and Todd, my two trailer guys, I'll keep you posted on any action needed.