Geez-Loueez... Hey... I got dressed in the dark...
... at 0500 just to make sure there were pancakes hot and ready for the crowd!
And BTW... we don't wear dark socks and dress shoes with shorts here on the LEFT COAST. We can spot a New Yorker in the summertime 5 miles off!
And another thing... I have a wife of 40+ years that criticizes EVERYTHING I wear and ANYTHING I do... I don't need your help!
HAHAHA!
Hey... this East/West Showdown or Challenge you mention... Does it involve clothing, a runway and models or does it have something to do with cars?
Or is it a Pancake Cook-off?
Maybe we can agree to meet at FFO in Tennessee at HIGH NOON!
What will the choice of weapons be... clothing styles, cars, pancakes, pure numbers in attendance... and then who will be the judge? Maybe an unbiased Canadian?
(You may have started something here... HA!)