Lots of great comments in this thread. We've discussed it in the past but it is worth revisiting.
I also agree that having some sort of extra "warning" light (CHMSL) is a good idea, but that stock one is just ridiculous. While we've heard several members say they hate the ones that 'flash', I think it does add to the effectiveness of it. To this day they get my attention much better than the non-flashing ones. There are tiny electronic modules that can be wired into the circuit to give a couple of quick "pulses" before going steady on everytime the brakes are applied.
The one noted earlier for pickup truck tailgates came to my mind as well. They are very thin and might work across the top of the targa bar as
@AKimball92 is thinking. It has all of the multi-functions he was describing. It may also fit across the back of the engine lid or trunk lid, as others suggested.
I will be trying a custom approach by converting an original (vintage) style "rear fog" light into one (like the red one below):
They are typically mounted on the rear bumper, but I don't bumpers on my X's, so I'll find another place to mount it. By using a LED bulb inside and adding the "pulsing" module to it, it should act as a CHMSL but not look like one.
Regarding AliExpress. I've likely made a couple hundred purchases from there. In my opinion the customer service is better than what eBay has become. In the past eBay was excellent but in recent times I've found otherwise. By comparison Amazon also has excellent customer service but in my experience the prices are MUCH higher than the others. The service at AliExpress continues to be great. I will say the 'search' function on eBay is better than with AliExpress, however Amazon's is the worst of all three by far. AliExpress has also suffered the effects of slower shipping times since the pandemic began, just like everyone everywhere. I often get purchases from China delivered in a week, but once in awhile it can be as long as a month. Large heavy merchandise can get very pricey to ship, but small stuff is often free or
very cheap shipping (although this is also changing due to the pandemic effects - shipping costs have gone up a little). AliExpress is a spin off of Alibaba; Alibaba is for large quantity wholesale purchases (like container load size), while AliExpress is for small individual purchases. That may be why AK had problems with Alibaba in the past, if it was for a small quantity? Many of the same sellers are on both, originally they were mostly the manufacturers selling directly. However AliExpress has grown considerably to be a bit more like eBay with general sellers that carry everything. So the nature of it has changed. But the prices still remain unbeatable for most items. Sadly a couple years ago I saw prices go up as a result of former president Trump's tariffs on China.